Joseph had had a hard week on the tools making and hanging doors for the Netanyahoos. Today young Benjamin, an aspiring politico, had bent Joseph’s ear on his vision for the Jewish Homeland. Joseph, happy to get finished up and away, concluded that young Benjamin was a yahoo by name and by nature.
Knowing that Mary was visiting her cousin Veronica, Joseph decided to call by the DeBeers, ‘Stone Cutting Specialists’, to visit his friend Jacob. Jacob had been experimenting with a brew he called ‘debeer’ a successful and welcome balm to slake Joseph’s thirst. After several crocks of the fine nectar he set off home, somewhat the worse for wear, falling onto his ass, the unfortunate beast already laden with tools and what brew Joseph could carry out from Jacobs.